Ok, I'm bored. Like super bored... the kind where you start googling your own name or checking facebook every 2 seconds hoping someone will post something interesting...
Well, my mom forced me to clean, which sucks because it is the worse thing in the world. I don't mind cleaning bathrooms mind you, but cleaning floors is like cutting off your nail...
So I accidently cut off my nail when cooking... There I was chopping away for some breakfast burritos (let's just say it's my culinary fabulousity), and i cut through my thumb nail. NOT such a huge deal but I have this picking thing. I can't leave things alone... pimples, scabs, peeling skin, broken finger nails... its disgusting but it's a part of what makes me me... disgusting as that may seem... don't judge me, YOU know you can't leave a pimple alone when its staring at you, taunting you EVEN THOUGH you know there's a chance it'll get worse. Anyway, so there is a nick in my nail... (no it didn't get in the food - I'm not that disgusting), and there it was - jagged nail - waiting to cut my face. I took control. I stared it down and then got a nail file and did my damnedest... but it was deep so I just ripped off my nail.. yeah terrible idea. My thumb freaking has no top nail and now is missing some skin... the point of this long drawn out pointless story (like I how i said it had a point then didn't... :) ) is that I won.
That's is: oh and I slipped and fell the other day and broke my toe. It hurt.
Just kidding.
My next pain inducing trick will be waxing... i'll let you know how that goes...
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