Throw back 10

Journal 10 - not much people
Jul 16, 2007

Aight - nothing going on.
But to let my readers know what is going on with me, I'll think of something.
I will be heading to Paris in late July. The Tour de France should be finishing up. My roomies are excited about that... but truthfully, a bunch of guys riding bikes working on testicular cancer doesn't exactly seem my kind of fun but y'know I'm open to the experience. (not testicular cancer, the watching the guys riding bikes part, just in case clarification was needed.)

OH! In case you didn't know about the "house rules" one more was created this weekend. They are as follows:

1. You don't bake a grilled cheese.
2. We don't rape old women.
3. Fuck urine.

Ok, now. These rules are golden and they should be followed by everyone. I shall explain how they came a-boat (canadians people - laugh). We were drinking one night (surprise surprise), and my roommate Nikesha wanted to play the card games so instead of grilling the grilled cheese she started to bake it. Well, Michael - my other roommated - flipped. He said it was unamerican to do such a thing and he proceeded to make another sandwich, stopping the entire game because of such a blasphemy. It was awesome. Anyway, rule 1 created and written down.

Rule two. Now to be honest, I cannot remember how this rule came about specifically, but I do remember that I was reading a story about an assault on this grandmother... and describing how sick a person has to be to do something like that and said, "he's rapping old women, " (really, like raping young women is ok..?) well, that's not what I meant but my roommates made it a rule just the same.

Rule three - happened this weekend and a marine party. Ok, so we were again, imbibing in some spirits... and there were peanuts on the bar. Me with my account of useful knowlege in these situations stated, "did you know more people eat those peanuts than wash their hands? There is urine all over those." My roommates again, were surprised and Michael and Patrick stated, "Rule 3 - we don't do urine" Then me being me stated, "Yeah, fuck urine" and rule 3 was voted on and born.

I just remembered, kind of shamefully because they were great seats - but I saw Lion King. CRITIC CORNER: It was pretty - odd, eccentric, but sadly the story line seemed lacking. I would still recommend it for the experience because it was cool as hell - but once is enough. Wicked is still WICKED AWESOME!

Finally, the best thing happened to me twice. I saw TWO norfolk terriers!! YES TWO - one was the first time I went to the Marine house. I about took the guy down but he looked like a freakin' body gard for the puppy... I don't blame him though. Those things are $2000 a dog. If that puppy knew how much I would love it, it would've broken free - i just know it. The second was an actual puppy (with a long tail which is not like the breed) but it was still adorable as hell. I stopped the guy so I could pet it and show it my love... Just as good as WILL RIKER! My life is complete, well almost - I need one - NO, they need me. Oh! the humanity!
I'm almost done in Londontown. See ya'll soon.... well in Aug.