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So guys, I got my hair cut and I look a like Joan Jet...
It's bangs, a bit asymmetrical (sometimes you gotta live a little), and my hair is straight so its razor edged and I can't tell how it really is going to fall. Dev's first reactions was, "that's so very '80s".

I was texting a friend of mine and I actually like it, its different, edgy... "It makes me want to learn how to play guitar or rockband." Like I should know how rock out to Stairway to Heaven or something... Wear a headband, do heroine... just kidding.

Anyway, that was the short part of my new 80s self. What I wanted to talk about was Mullets. DUDE, so many freakin mullets, even little kids have mullets. Its like its THE MULLET NATION! dum dum dum...... I mean, I saw an Middle eastern 6 year old with a curly mullet (swear), I saw SEVERAL men with faux-hawk mullets, and even had this guy play the medival drums in a mullet (apparently, the mullet has lasted CENTURIES.) I just don't get it, although, now I should have some '80s awakening about it... I saw a guy with a dread mullet, a girl with a really terrible cut with bangs all around her head kind of mullet... except to be honest I saw her eyebrows first...

Picture this:
You are minding your OWN business staring at people looking for mullets, I kid you not, 5 on the way to Namesti Republicky (like 15 min train ride)and I find one that is burnt to a crisp blonde. I was like, now that has to suck, first your hairstylist (being yourself) gives you a mullet then makes sure that the hair will crack that way forever. Its an endless mullet cycle. You hope that only happens in your mullet nightmares.

BEWARE CHILDREN - what I must say next, might give you nightmares. She turns around and BAM! EYEBROWS!!!! kinda.

SWEAR TO the HOLY MAKERS OF MAKERSMARK - she had plucked the living crap out of them so there was a smidge of what i thought was supposed to be eyebrows, she did not draw them back in but instead let the hairs kinda grow back... she was a natural brunette with a unibrow. I about DIED. YES. YES. YES. THAT happened and all I could do was stand there. Thankfully, she didn't seem to notice that MY eyebrows had shot to my forehead (that are now covered in bangs).

Which brings me to another story which reiterates the different between men and women.

So Dev and I were on a train going to somewhere and we get on and I see this teenage girl with glasses. I, of course look into her face and notice that the poor dear has a glass eye. I just act like I normally would because she's probably used to people acting all weird around her. Then my dumb ass boyfriend is giving me the "look-at-the-girl-behind-you" look. I'm like, what an ass, and I say, "dude, seriously I know, drop it." Now, I'm kinda pissed that Dev would do such an asshole thing...

So we go off and meet my mom for lunch and Dev brings up this girl in conversation. I'm like, "oh great, now I just know I'm going to be irritated with you and have to start a fight." (C'mon, you know me people - I was preparing myself.) Then, Dev made a comment that just made me stop eating.

I just look at him...
and look at him...
and finally say, "The girl, in the purple, right behind me on the train"
Dev: "Yeah, I gave you THE look, and you said you noticed"
Me: "Ummm... Dev"
Dev: "What? I was trying not to stare"
Me: "That girl had a glass eye"
Dev: "Really? I didn't notice. BUT seriously, how could YOU of all people, with your height, not notice her boobs hanging out?"

Yep. I didn't notice. At All.
Mullets - check
Crazy scary eyebrows - check
glass eye - check
boobs... well - I'll work on it.