You think you had a bad dream

I was debating writing this blog... but I'm going to do it.

Sometimes when I wake up from a dream, I immediately write it down because I feel like I could write and entire book on it. Like this one time, I dreamed of a sci-fi, life orb, unrequited love shit.... yeah, i look at my notes and then went, "how the hell did that guy turn into a chick?" I keep thinking I could write a book about some of my dreams and it turns out, either I'm a shitty writer (which is true) or I have no idea what I'm talking about (which is sadly true again).... I just dream better than I write I guess..

Anyway, this brings me to my last nightmare which I do want to share.

Ok, so in my dream there is a pool party with random stars there (in character). I had McDreamy, McSteamy, Samwise Gamgee, and Scott (Dr. Evil's son). I have NO idea why they were at my pool party but there were also chubby babies so I was happy. Well, there is a slide that twirls down to a beach! I'm like Yeah boy, that's what I'm doing....

side note: those people who dream they are naked in front of their classes have nothing on me....

So, McDreamy and McSteamy are arguing about who is cuter and why they can't get dates, and I laugh and pass them by. All of a sudden, my stomach gurggles and I start shitting myself. WHAT?!? McDreamy and McSteamy and me, shitting myself. I'm like, "I need to get to the water slide before anyone sees me!!!" Did I? Of course, then shit ran down the slide.... I was mortified and McSteamy is like, "what's going on, what is that stuff?" REALLY? it is MY dream and I'm shitting all over a slide....

I woke up astounded that my subconcious would play such a mean game on me. WHY would I dream such a horrible dream? I don't even do that with my enemies! I don't even want to know what it means but honestly... because you are my friends and I love you, AND nothing really happened...

I woke up and checked my pants just to make sure.